WorstPirate Ever! My evil, wicked, beastly and extra outrage pirate named Captain Awful-Pants is the number 1 worst, and I have proof! Trust me dumb-heads, he’s the worst, the worst, the worst in the universe!!!
Now, I will tell you what he is- a violent, menacing, impolite man. He is as ugly as a blobfish, and you would vomit when you see him! He is beastly and always as fierce and as angry as a bull charging towards a humongous can of red paint. He used to be a thief, but because he got captured by the police, now he gave up and became the worst pirate in history, and as I said, you would never want to see him!
Over here, it’s time to know what he has, so get ready, because he has terrible terrible weapons. He has hundreds of cutlers, and even katanas, which I know is ninjas, but he has it anyways, and he also have guns. Even his guns have more than one kind, revolvers, machine guns and more. He has cannons of different types, poison cannons, sticky net cannons, which could hardly even shoot, stink bomb cannons and normal cannons too, but the most dangerous weapon are the rusty, spiky metal ball, on the rusty, old metal chains. He has lots of old maps, that his pet has stolen, and are probably no use already. His pet is a red and black slither, yes, it’s a poisonous snake!
Here we are, it’s time to tell you what he can and loves to do, and be careful, because this is the most dangerous part- first, I’ll tell you what he loves to do, then can. Captain Awful-Pants loves to boss his sailors around; his sailors (or rather slaves are bossed around like the mean captain is getting revenge on them! He also loves to steal treasure and he destroys other ships to make shipwrecks! He loves the sight of shipwrecks, well, as long as his ship does not get wrecked, that is. Let’s get talking about what he can do now. Well, he can get real angry. When he gets furious, smoke comes out of his ears like the nose of an angry dragon. The last part is usually the worst or best part, right? Well, here's the last, and the worst part- when he is bored...he grabs the closest pirate, and guess what?! He throws the pirate into the sea- only for fun!
That is the proof that my pirate is the worst, so remember to vote that my pirate is the number 1 worst!!! BY FELIX
BEST MOST AWESOME PIRATE IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM
Doesn't everyone know that my pirate is the best most awesome pirate in the entire solar system?!
First i am going to talk to you about what my caring most fabulous pirate is and then i am going to tell you about what my kind and lovely pirate has and last i am going to tell you what he can do.
He is a handsome and wonderful person everyone call him the generous, joyful and friendly pirate. it is because he is those things. He is so kind that he helped a person who
Was blind and carried her groceries
Because her guide dog ran away as fast as a cheetah it was so fast the mam said she did not see it the pirate told the mam “Of course you didn’t mam you are blind” “Oh yeah!” said the women.When he walks past all of the girls stare at him they all think he’s charming handsome and stunning.He has a girlfriend everyone thinks she is beautiful.When he kisses his girlfriend the kids are peeking at the edge of the ship.they know that there kissing because they can hear the slurping like slurping up leftover spaghetti all of the kids say ewwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!! He also has cotton candy. When he sees some kids he fires out Cotton candy and every kid gets one.He is as rich as donald trump.He can stop people fighting by talking to them.He is so thoughtful that he lets poor people have a free ride on his massive boat.He gives very expensive gifts to kids.He gives money to homeless people.that is why my pirate is the best most awesome pirate in the entire solar system.
By Calvin Harris Tavita
Water is more important than money
Why is water more important than money, gold, silver or any other valuable minerals? Well without water none of any life forms would be on the Earth. Ok if you are going like this “Oh, but I don’t need water because with money I can do or buy anything” or if you think water is for wimps think again! If we didn’t have water we wouldn’t be here to enjoy all that money or whatever it is (riches). Yes, of course no water= No life, no nature, no us, no YOU! If you think minerals are shiny and you think you don’t need water well the minerals need machines to shape them (Don’t faint with excitement please) and to make ‘em shiny you need machines which require water to power them up computers and electrical devices also need water to charge ‘em up. Almost every I now hope you agree with me that water is more important than money.
WorstPirate Ever!
My evil, wicked, beastly and extra outrage pirate named Captain Awful-Pants is the number 1 worst, and I have proof! Trust me dumb-heads, he’s the worst, the worst, the worst in the universe!!!
Now, I will tell you what he is- a violent, menacing, impolite man. He is as ugly as a blobfish, and you would vomit when you see him! He is beastly and always as fierce and as angry as a bull charging towards a humongous can of red paint. He used to be a thief, but because he got captured by the police, now he gave up and became the worst pirate in history, and as I said, you would never want to see him!
Over here, it’s time to know what he has, so get ready, because he has terrible terrible weapons. He has hundreds of cutlers, and even katanas, which I know is ninjas, but he has it anyways, and he also have guns. Even his guns have more than one kind, revolvers, machine guns and more. He has cannons of different types, poison cannons, sticky net cannons, which could hardly even shoot, stink bomb cannons and normal cannons too, but the most dangerous weapon are the rusty, spiky metal ball, on the rusty, old metal chains. He has lots of old maps, that his pet has stolen, and are probably no use already. His pet is a red and black slither, yes, it’s a poisonous snake!
Here we are, it’s time to tell you what he can and loves to do, and be careful, because this is the most dangerous part- first, I’ll tell you what he loves to do, then can. Captain Awful-Pants loves to boss his sailors around; his sailors (or rather slaves are bossed around like the mean captain is getting revenge on them! He also loves to steal treasure and he destroys other ships to make shipwrecks! He loves the sight of shipwrecks, well, as long as his ship does not get wrecked, that is. Let’s get talking about what he can do now. Well, he can get real angry. When he gets furious, smoke comes out of his ears like the nose of an angry dragon. The last part is usually the worst or best part, right? Well, here's the last, and the worst part- when he is bored...he grabs the closest pirate, and guess what?! He throws the pirate into the sea- only for fun!
That is the proof that my pirate is the worst, so remember to vote that my pirate is the number 1 worst!!!
BY FELIX
BEST MOST AWESOME PIRATE IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM
Doesn't everyone know that my pirate is the best most awesome pirate in the entire solar system?!
First i am going to talk to you about what my caring most fabulous pirate is and then i am going to tell you about what my kind and lovely pirate has and last i am going to tell you what he can do.
He is a handsome and wonderful person everyone call him the generous, joyful and friendly pirate. it is because he is those things. He is so kind that he helped a person who
Was blind and carried her groceries
Because her guide dog ran away as fast as a cheetah it was so fast the mam said she did not see it the pirate told the mam “Of course you didn’t mam you are blind” “Oh yeah!” said the women.When he walks past all of the girls stare at him they all think he’s charming handsome and stunning.He has a girlfriend everyone thinks she is beautiful.When he kisses his girlfriend the kids are peeking at the edge of the ship.they know that there kissing because they can hear the slurping like slurping up leftover spaghetti all of the kids say ewwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!! He also has cotton candy. When he sees some kids he fires out Cotton candy and every kid gets one.He is as rich as donald trump.He can stop people fighting by talking to them.He is so thoughtful that he lets poor people have a free ride on his massive boat.He gives very expensive gifts to kids.He gives money to homeless people.that is why my pirate is the best most awesome pirate in the entire solar system.
By Calvin Harris Tavita
Water is more important than money
Why is water more important than money, gold, silver or any other valuable minerals? Well without water none of any life forms would be on the Earth. Ok if you are going like this “Oh, but I don’t need water because with money I can do or buy anything” or if you think water is for wimps think again! If we didn’t have water we wouldn’t be here to enjoy all that money or whatever it is (riches). Yes, of course no water= No life, no nature, no us, no YOU! If you think minerals are shiny and you think you don’t need water well the minerals need machines to shape them (Don’t faint with excitement please) and to make ‘em shiny you need machines which require water to power them up computers and electrical devices also need water to charge ‘em up. Almost every I now hope you agree with me
that water is more important than money.